vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

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Jack’s hair evolution.

I think you mean Jack’s hotness evolution.

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australiansanta:

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

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tyleroakley:

I DON’T EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW AND I’M CRYING

Oh my god Shameless is an absolutely wonderful show. 

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*turns off open sign*

*turns off music*

*turns off lights*

*employees leave*

*a week passes*

"Oh are you guys getting ready to close?"

moonemojii:

*studies for 2 minutes*
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aflyingfinn:

Images of India x